whitetrashtiel:

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing

(Source: risaxrisa)

(Source: paulmcfruity)

dicksplit:

Image what he can so with his dick

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

failstun:

i have arrived

(Source: blackberryvision)

missvelmakelly:

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

(Source: laurenlpez)

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.
thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.
thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.
thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout)

sciencehonky:

iwishihadafather:

this is internet gold

QUENCHED

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

"

marry me.
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.

marry me.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.

marry me.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
marry me.

"
— slow mornings drinking coffee naked in bed and your hands on my face when you kiss me goodnight. marry me.
d.a.h (via whisperingbones)