Cheyenne: You can't say anything because so many people have liked you!
Me: Oh yeah? Who?
Cheyenne: *names people*
Me: Yeah! Bullshit!
Cheyenne: Well what about you & ______? You said you had something going on in the beginning of the summer!
Me: I didn't say we were going out-
Cheyenne: YES YOU DID. HOW DO YOU SOUND?
Me: HOW DO YOU SOUND PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH?
Cheyenne: HOW DO YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW?
Me: YOUR VOICE IS AT A 10. IT SHOULD BE A 4.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you...
One is heartless while the other is heartbroken.
The season has begun!
Oh boy. It’s really begun. Tryouts started Wednesday and we did just passing and serving, which wasn’t a big deal. & we did plyometrics, which always sucks. I also helped with the freshmen tryouts and we had some pretty good freshmen this year, too. Thursday we did setting & I’m not anywhere near as bad as I was last year. Thank God. Then of course, more conditioning....
Things I question...
How hot ARE balls? How much DOES a bitch hurt, exactly? People say they “dipped” instead of they “left”. What is “dipping”? Does a motherfucker like MILFs? People say they’re “outie” but never that they’re “innie”.
My family is great.
Me: Oh look, people are getting drinks.
Mom: Someone's working the bar?
Claire: How did we not notice this!?
Beach volleyball = Hell on a hot day.
So yesterday I played the first beach volleyball tournament of this year. I played 2 last year, but this was the first of this year. Oh God. I forgot how fun/tiring they are. ~ Sign In So sign in is at 8 AM. Awesome. I had to wake up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning just to make it to Pt. Pleasant in time to meet up with my amazing partner and sign in. Then when I finally got there, I found out I...
Don’t get married. It sucks. After a year, you run out of things to talk...– Zack & Miri Make a Porno
I love when a song describes your life.
“It’s been a while since the two of us talked About a week since the day that you walked Knowing things would never be the same With your empty heart and mine full of pain So explain to me how it came to this Take it back to the night we kissed It was Dublin city on a Friday night With vodkas and coke, I was getting insomniac We were sitting with our backs against the world Saying...