May 2011
I'm terrible at comforting people. I'm just like
You don't really care... do you?
I’m really not myself. I realized it today when I was at dance and for the first time almost ever… I just didn’t want to be there.
Maybe it’s from stress. Maybe it’s because lately, anything with a face makes me angry and irritated. I think I’ve just finally come to a breaking point and I can’t handle anymore, so this is how everything is coming out. With...
People, people, please!
Don’t get so asspained over everything all the time!
Funny.
Last year, you & your little group of friends surrounded my locker. When I would ask you to move politely, you’d give me a dirty look & not move an inch. So I’d wait until your dumb ass moved.
Now you have the fucking audacity to say that I’m in your way at your locker this year? Fuck you, bitch. I move when you say excuse me. Did you ever move last year? No. So suck it...
Objection!
Lawyer: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
Other lawyer: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
Stupid Lawyer
Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Witness: ... No.
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It’s night right now.
There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
You ate chicken today.
You are lactose intolerant.
There’s a nearby TV on.
You get along with your neighbors.
Twilight is a horrible series.
You’re hungry right now.
You have worked out today.
Running a mile sounds awful.
You have a job.
You love to bake Christmas cookies.
Your parents are still...
Here's what I hate.
I hate the fact that I’ll make plans with a few close friends, people I want to share a good night with. These plans make it out into the open then suddenly 209389374832654934878957 people have a problem with me because I didn’t invite them when I invited “everyone else”.
Who the fuck is everyone else? I invited like 6 people.
I didn’t everyone else was 6 people....
Dreams
You know when you have those dreams that seem so damn real & they’re amazing, but then you wake up? I hate when that happens. Especially because I usually have nightmares all the time.
Last night was an awesome dream & it could’ve come into existence for a number of reasons, but who cares what they are. My point being that I didn’t want to wake up & I was fervently...
Once upon a time...
There lived a King and a Queen who ruled over a very prosperous kingdom.
One day, the king decided to go hunting. “I want to go hunting, but I can’t leave my queen alone in the castle,” He thought, “Oh I got it! I’ll put razor blades in my queen’s vagina! That way, no one will touch her.”
So the wise king put razor blades in the queen’s vagina and...
