August 2011
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Truths for Mature Humans
Did not make this. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. There is a great need for sarcasm font. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted...
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July 2011
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Miracle
My uncle is extremely kind to his dogs. He had one dog for 16 years & when he had to put it down, he cried for days.  About 3 years ago he got a golden retriever, the first time he had gotten any breed other than a husky. His friend is a breeder and show dog trainer and gave the puppy to him in exchange for him to train her, breed her once, and have her compete. He agreed. Him and his wife...
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“Who am I? I am a swimmer. I love to swim.”
– Ryan Lochte
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“Sufferers who suffer all can swim upon the desert. Avarice has ravaged all in...”
– Flogging Molly
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“She’s a whole lotta glam, sweat, sugar, sex, spice.”
– Burlesque
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“They can say that I won’t stay around, but I’m gonna stand my...”
– Burlesque
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2011 FINA World Swimming Championships
Day 7 Finals Let’s go!
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“The price of love is loss, but still we pay. We love anyway.”
– Next to Normal
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Jul 29th
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Dilemmas
This one issue has been bugging me… it regards school & I know I still have less than a month (yay summer practices) to go, but I really need to figure this out.  I have until October, but I want to be sure. I need to figure out what I’m doing. One way would let me have more fun, the other would give me maybe a better shot in college.  What do I do? Ugh.
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So my plans but cancelled, but I’m getting Chipotle so everything is ok again <3
Jul 29th
Of course.
I told my mom this morning things wouldn’t work. I’m a fucking fortune teller.
Jul 29th
Ha.
Oh, I forgot… you only talk to me when your best friend isn’t here. Thanks, bro. This is why we don’t get along.
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The Top 50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex
Found this very very interesting… enjoy! (By the way, I did NOT write this… some very smart guy wrote this for the lovely ladies out there) Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular believe, men can’t just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being frigid. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure that out.  ...
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