Give me that fever: Archive

Don't ever fucking talk to me again.

Scumbag.

Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

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Women have a vaginal fluid that forms once she's...

desirouslengths: leslover: So basically, eating pussy is in your own best interest. Dat’s what I’m talkin bout. If this isn’t an incentive, I don’t know what is.

Sep 1st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Tonight.

Oh, tonight. It was the kind of night I’ve been waiting for during summer for the past 7 years. Just that perfect.

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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whateverfloatsyourboat asked: Hi :)I love you <3

Aug 31st

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Watch

cathykangaroo: lol absolutely love this! <3 My cousin’s in the Marines & I feel like he would do something like this…

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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I am me! Who are you?: Can everyone do or someone? →

arianac1995: Murder to Excellence: oldschoolhope: o1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? o2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you? o3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night? o4. what are you listening to?

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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“Why would he do that? Why would anyone want to have a friend?”

– Jerry Seinfeld

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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An Old Conversation

Me: You know what annoys me?
Cheyenne: What?
Me: When people say "hit me up".
Cheyenne: Why?
Me: Think about it... "Hit me up, yo!"
Cheyenne: ... I'd rather just hit you.

Aug 28th

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Fuck everybody.

Seriously. I hate all of you. All you people do is make me feel like shit in the end.

Aug 28th

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It's official.

I fucking hate everyone.

Aug 27th

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Aug 26th

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Aug 26th

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Aug 26th

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White jerseys...

Fuck yes.

Aug 26th

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World's Best Relationship Tips

scienceofrelationships: We’re taking the day off today, but if you need your daily fix of relationship advice, check out the “World’s Best Relationship Tips” on Hyperbole and a Half. LMAO. BRB, DYING.

Aug 26th

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Aug 26th

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Aug 26th

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Aug 26th

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Man's best friend til the end. →

Aug 26th

I’ll prove them wrong. Just watch.

Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

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Everything hurts.

& when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. Inside & out.

Aug 25th

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Aug 24th

802 notes

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I don’t know why I talk anymore. Everytime I talk, I’m criticised or I’m wrong. Then when I say I won’t talk anymore, I get yelled at for being a bitch & being pessimistic. Shut the fuck up. Please. You people have made me this way.

Aug 24th

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Good thing our students don't answer this way

pikachu-stefy: Chemistry Physics Math Physics Physics Math Chemistry Math Astronomy http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ LMFFFFFAO AHAHAHAHAHA omfg. especially the expanding one xD

Aug 24th

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