Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
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Face down in the dirt, she says, “This doesn’t hurt”. She...– Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
When your friend says they "LOVE" someone when...
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When I'm at school →
everyone is in class like: but when I miss a day of school Some shit like this happens:
The awkward reaction of everyone in the room when...
Girls: Boys: Teacher:
Your parents' expectations of school
moveswithswagg: They expect you to be walking to school like: but in reality you’re like: they expect you to be in class like: but in reality you’re like: they expect you before an exam to be all like: but in reality you’re like: they expect to react to your exam mark like: but in reality they’ll be like:
Am I better off dead? Am I better off a quitter? They say I’m better off...– The Script
Nice guys finish last, that’s why I’ll treat you like trash.– Ryan Higa
College apps are killing me.
Everything is my fault. I ruin everything. It’s all fucked up because of me. About time I finally realized this. Worst Homecoming yet. Senior year blows. I legitimately hate a majority of the people around me. My friends are turning on me. Fuck everyone. I seriously hate everything.
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
You sound like the most bitter, jealous jackass I’ve ever met. Calling me a slut because I look good in something? Shut your mouth. Seriously. That’s funny, because a few weeks ago, you wouldn’t have been saying that. You would’ve said it looked good, that you couldn’t wait to see it. And instead, you’re being a fucking 5 year old about everything. Grow...
Another incredible win today!
I bet coach is breaking out the wine & toasting to us.
reblog if you have nice boobs.
brianbees: yordymaravilla: I AIN’T ASHAMED! I love them.