tyrannia: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
catsoncatsoncatssss: galifianafuck: the queen,...
So. College. [[MORE]] I’ve been here since last Thursday. Move in was really rough considering there are three of us fit into a room the size of my normal room at home. Aka there’s no where to breathe… at all. But my roommates are awesome, I’m grateful for that. We all get along perfectly. Friday I had to sit through some bullshit freshmen thing that was just pretty much...
simple-stefy: sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus” omfg that is brilliant.
Cosmo sex tip #577
cosmo-sex-tips: In the middle of sex, lift your partner up above your head, scream SPIRIT BOMB and launch them at the wall. (Submitted by: dragon-rawrs)
Meanwhile, in the library...
thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
cyberblogging: do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you
one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY
rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME
paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE
gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT
batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME
When Someone is Trying to Get My Attention During...
headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked on my food. that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on Crying
pauliec: darkmiko: boku-no-england: ...
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: lol nope
My favorite types of hugs.
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words. Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly. Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you. Spinning hugs: The ones where they hug...